Zammis Fan Club

Purpose: To ensure the happiness and complete _sexual satisfaction of the wench known as Zammis
(a.k.a. Parsley McArgh, Wench # 521)

The only requirements for joining the club are that you support the purpose of the club and gain the approval of Mistress Zammis.

Zammis is always right
You will flirt with Zammis when the oppurtunity arises
You will not miss any chance to spoil Zammis
Zammis is to be treated with love and respect
You will not engage in psychodrama, violation of this rule will result in your immediate expulsion from the club
You will not be jealous of other members of the club
You will bring Zammis coffee upon request
Cooperation between members of this club in order to maximize Zammis' pleasure is encouraged

Dinner With Sam - an example of how to treat Zammis
Geography Sucks, a love poem